Bots wall of shame.

Some times during heated argument the bots members make comments that make them look less then intelligent. Normally smart, sane people suddenly say stupid things. In memory of the humor value of this we have created this web page to commemorate it.

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"You pork sheep" -- Stephen's opinion on rational argument.

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"Lets make the bots' sensor return the electrostatic attraction between robots." -- Mr Slade on the inverse square law.

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David -- "Lets resolve this and then I'll CENSORED"
David embarrassed -- "Did I just say what I think I just said?"
Mark -- "No, you didn't. And I didn't hear it."

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"I empathize with you and that makes me worried" -- Mark on David's desire to be beaten by a beautiful women.
Mark would like it to be known that this is the only point upon which David and himself agree, barnyard hijinks not-withstanding.

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Mr Slade -- (A less then smart suggestion)
ALL -- NO
Mr Slade -- "Well I'll do it anyway"
David -- "It will be removed in peer review"
Mark worried -- "Our code will be peer reviewed?"

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"Your idea is STUPID" -- Mark's opinion on rational argument.

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"guntical progrucking pramtwers (twqonbles)"

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David writing genetic programming parameters(tweakables) on the whiteboard

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David -- "Yes, but it's just not nice."
David -- "Ooh arrgh ack." (with various choking sounds thrown in for good measure)
David -- "Quoi?", which David honestly thinks sounds like a duck making surprised noises (I kid you not)
David's responses to rational argument

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Mr Slade -- "Gee, wow, the jokes around this group are really cutting-edge, aren't they?"

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Mr Slade, jokingly -- "And you read alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon, don't you?"
The incomparable Mr Formosa, vigorously nodding his head -- "Yes."

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Mark -- "I should learn to punch, I need to it for our SAD meetings."

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David -- "I know why I am getting error 15, because it's 3 more than 12"

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Mark -- "Death metal is just not cynical enough!"

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Mik -- "I'll do some real work in a minute, guys, really!" (After saying the same thing five times over the previous hour, while creating the following image:")

Picture of Penfold from Danger Mouse and John Howard

Mark -- "And Kerry Packer looks like Baron Greenback!"

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Colin -- "Excuse me, I had to exhert some energy." (After making a vigerous, rather sus, pumping action with the back of a chair)

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Mik -- "Is then a reserved word in Pascal?"

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Mr Slade -- if (counter mod 1) = 0 then

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Mik's s/o Melissa -- "Michael Slade is the most sane out of all of them!"

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Mark (to MikZ) -- "I've always thought your unhealthy enjoyment of both C programming and vi (often together!) was just another branch of your S&M practices."

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"Call it Bot Bot" -- Steve

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"I'll be the fertility goddess." -- Mark

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"That point's farcical, Stephen!" -- Mark.
"Go [have sex with] yourself, Mark!!" -- Steve.
"God I love our intellectual conversations!" -- Michael.

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"Isn't it great how wearing jeans give you an excuse to adjust your scrotum?" -- Steven.

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"How's the coding going, Honeybunch?" -- Mark.
"Pretty good, Snookums" -- Michael.
"Okay, Lovemuffin" -- Mark.

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"Knowledge Bases don't excite my dangly bits" -- Colin.

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Mr Slade's running about with more flesh showing should be viewed and attempting to chat up woman and girls at MikZ's birthday party.

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Steven As an exclamation -- "Bitch, Sheep, Cow"
David -- "Sounds like my last three partners"

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Steven in e-mail to colin -- "If you have overwritten the good work I did WRT the Showing of Environments then you will be fucked by a rhinocerous."

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Last updated by Michael Slade on 11th November 1997.

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