Threat of the Week.
Note that all the members of our group are male, which explains why some of these things are particularly threatening (or possible for that matter).
This week's threat
Removal of gonads via nasal passage.
Previous weeks' threats
Defenistrate -- somebody will stick the Macquarie dictionary definition in here soon.
So, you want to participate in hamster runnning do you? ...
You may not pork sheep now, but come next week we'll see whose smurking
We have to kill you now. -- after seeing a Fat Cat suit in Mr X's wardrobe.
... or we'll hack the America Online technical support page to include your e-mail address.
... or I'll tell Danger Mouse that you didn't!
... or we'll force you to listen to 2DAY FM all day!
... or we'll put an exploding eggplant in front of your bare genitals!
... or we'll make you the star of the remake of The Life of Brian, but use real nails!
... or we'll make you the proctor on the first day of next semester!
... or we'll decorate you with a Prince Albert and hang you from it!
... or we'll stick a chilli into your urethra -- blame Steve if the spelling is wrong.
We'll send your CV to Microsoft.
We'll make you use Windows '95 using punch cards.
... or your foreskin will be wrapped around your earlobe
Genitorture -- a concatination of the two root words "genital" and "torture". You can figure out the rest. It has nothing to do with
Cathiterisation - replacement of your bladder with a crude plastic bag.
... or we'll send you nude pictures of Pauline Hanson!
... or we'll get Kim Beazley to do something unspeakable with a large iron bar.
We will make you take part in mutual masterbation with David.
Last updated 5/08/1997 by MikZ.
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